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Where do the wild horses live?
Corolla neigh-borhoods!

What day do fish hate?

Where did the seaweed find a job?
In the "Kelp-Wanted" ads!

Do fish ever have holidays?
No, they're always in schools!

Why are fish easy to weigh?
They come with their own scales!

What do you call a dolphin cafeteria?
A multi-porpoise room!

What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand?

How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell-phones!