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Stop laughing so hard...you're gonna hurt yourself!

Where do the wild horses live?
Corolla neigh-borhoods!

What kind of phone does the ocean have?
A shell phone!

What day do fish hate?
Fry-day!

Where did the seaweed find a job?
In the "Kelp-Wanted" ads!

Do fish ever have holidays?
No, they're always in schools!

Why are fish easy to weigh?
They come with their own scales!

Why did the dolphin cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!

What do you call a dolphin cafeteria?
A multi-porpoise room!

What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand?

How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell-phones!

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