Better Than Diamonds CP-92

First the good: even though it is semi-oceanfront, beach access is better than many oceanfronts and still has good views of the ocean. Unfortunately, the amenities are showing their age. Every guest woke up with a sore back due to uncomfortable beds and pillows. The drawer labeled "sharp knives" contained nothing but blunt knives, whilst a sharpner was provided, the knives are unfortunately serated. Many tvs were provided, yet only half actually worked. Forget bringing any video game consoles because the tvs lack inputs. One tv in the major sitting room didn't have cable hooked up because it was used for the wireless internet as such the tv couldn't be used if people were using the internet at the same time. Audio equipment didn't work at all, and to make matters worse, the built-in speakers located throughout the house had a nasty habit of crackling even though the audio was turned off and the speaker controls were turned down. Our perceived enjoyment of some closely fought ping-pong games were marred by a poorly functioning net. One of your duties as a guest is to put the garbage bins out twice a week, and two of the three bins were missing a wheel which made what should have been a simple task more laborious. In summary, luckily we had good weather because if we were stuck indoors, life would have been difficult.